December 2009
TFLN.
(203): Some milfs here doing some blow (1-203): Dad?
(845): felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
(609): I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
(970): Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
“I don’t want everything. I want more than that.”
– Rihanna.
“Science and Religion should not be enemies because they are simply two different...”
– Angels and Demons.
I’m more hurt and upset than i should be, but oh well.
One more beer and then bedtime.
TFLN.
(859): you’re just mad because in the hogwarts world I’m Harry and you’re Ron. get over it.
(617): i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i’m worth it.
(917): you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
(712): I’m to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
(337): And then she said “sorry if my vagina smells like...
“My religion is you.”
– Lady Gaga- Teeth
